i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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ELAINE: So, I had what you might call a little encounter this morning.
JERRY: Really? That guy who stopped saying hello?
JERRY: You talked to him?
ELAINE: Yep. I spotted him getting his mail. And at first, I was just going to walk on by, but then I thought “no, no, no, no. Do not be afraid of this man.”
JERRY: Right.
ELAINE: So, I walked up behind him and I tapped him on the shoulder. And I said, “Hi, remember me?” And he furrows his brow as if he’s really trying to figure it out. So I said to him, I said, “You little phony. You know exactly who I am.”
JERRY: “You little phony”?
ELAINE: I did. I most certainly did. And he said, he goes, “Oh, yeah. You’re Jeanette’s friend. We did meet once.” And I said, “Well, how do you go from that to totally ignoring a person when they walk by?”
JERRY: Amazing.
ELAINE: And he says, he says, “Look, I just didn’t want to say hello anymore, alright?” And I said, “Fine. Fine I didn’t want to say hello anymore either, but I wanted you to know that I’m aware of it.”

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please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

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how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs



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The Mindy Project 2.22 / Broad City 1.09 / The Good Wife 2.22

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"God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out."

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this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

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This is perfect.




This is perfect.


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Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

34 out of 36….

30 out of 36